Friday, October 22, 2010

Export/Import Full WordPress.com Blog With Comments

Export/Import Full WordPress.com Blog With Comments


If you decide to change blog platforms from or to WordPress.com, now can you import or export your entire WordPress.com blog with all its comments. This is a new feature visible under the export and import options under “Manage” in your blog admin area on WordPress.com.
The WordPress.com blog says -
We hope you guys really like this feature, but go easy on it! It’s very resource intensive to dump all the content of a blog out, so only do an export if you really need it. We do on-site and off-site backups hourly and daily, so your data is already very safe against service failures.
The export is mainly useful for moving content between WordPress blogs that you run, whether it’s moving from your self-hosted blog to the convienence of WordPress.com or the other direction. It includes posts, pages, comments, drafts, private posts, categories, and more.
It is a very welcome feature and will let you easily control your entire blog content and easily transfer content between your blogs. And they say it is expected to be built into the next downloadable release of WordPress 2.1!

Want to Get Approved for Google Adsense? My Easy 5 Step Guide Reveals EXACTLY How To Do It

Want to Get Approved for Google Adsense? My Easy 5 Step Guide Reveals EXACTLY How To Do It

f you're tired of scratching your head over what to do and how to do it, this lens reveals EXACTLY what you need to do to in 5 easy steps.

I was approved for my Google Adsense publisher ID using the same steps I'm giving you here, so I know it works. All you need to do is follow my instructions. It took me just 6 days total time to get approved. That's 6 days from the time I began the project until the day I received my welcome email. It's really that simple. And I see no reason why you can't get yours in the same amount of time.
Along the way, I'm going to point you to some resources to help you get approved for Google Adsense and to increase your knowledge of making money from Adsense.

Step 1: Sign Up for Your Free Blogger Account 

3 Reasons Why You Want to Use Blogger

In this module,I've outlined the first step you need to take to get approved for Google Adsense.

Step 1: Go to Blogger.com and sign up for your free account.

Why Blogger? Here are 3 reasons why: (1) You need a blog or a website to run Adsense ads on and Blogger makes it as easy as 1...2...3 to create your own blog, publish it and run Adsense ads on them; (2) Google loves content from Blogger blogs. And in case you didn't know, Google owns Blogger; and (3) my favorite reason - it's FREE! (note: a free hosted blog is cool to get your Adsense publisher ID and/or to test your niche ideas. But as you develop your blog, get more traffic and make money from it, you'll definitely want to get your own "dot com" domain name and your own web host.

What you're doing here is creating a Google account - enter an existing e-mail address, create a password at least 6 characters in length and enter the name you want to use when you sign your blog posts.

Just go to Blogger.com right now and get your account set up today.

1 easy step down, 4 more to go to get approved for Google Adsense .

In Step 2, you will choose a name your blog and the URL for it. So be sure to check back soon.

Free Keyword Research Tools You Can Use For This Project 

3 FREE, But Powerful Keyword Research Tools

Before we go on to Step 2, I'm going to give you the links to 3 powerful, but free keyword research tools. These tools will help you discover profitable keywords to target for this project.


  • SEO Book keyword suggestion tool


  • This is one of my favorite free keyword research tools because it pulls data from MSN, Yahoo!, Google, Wordtracker, news research, blog searches, tag searches, directories and a whole lot more.

  • Google External Keyword tool


  • This is my favorite keyword tool because you can create massive keyword lists (by search term or by website URL) using Google's own data. And Google recently added actual search volume numbers instead of those dumb shaded search volume bars. Do I really need to say any more?

  • Free Keyword Suggestion Tool from Wordtracker


  • With the free keyword suggestion tool from Wordtracker.com you can generate up to 100 keyword results that reflect the daily search estimates for those keywords. You can use this tool together with Google's external keyword tool to zero in profitable keywords for Adsense that you can get good search engine rankings for.

    In the next text module, we're going to take the second step to getting you approved for

     

    Friday, August 13, 2010

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    Kaspersky Anti-Virus 2011 – the backbone of your PC’s security system, offering protection from a range of IT threats. Kaspersky Anti-Virus 2011 provides the basic tools needed to protect your PC.
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    Portable Desktop iCalendar

    Portable Desktop iCalendar 1.9.3.0  
     
     


    Portable Desktop iCalendar 1.9.3.0 | 5.31 Mb


    Desktop iCalendar is a customizable desktop calendar which can sync with Google Calendar. The program adds calendar, events, to-do list and weather on your desktop. It allows you to edit your calendar offline and sync with Google Calendar when network is available.

    So you can edit your Google calendar offline, and share your calendar with your family, friends and colleague easily. With 7-day weather information, it allows you to plan your schedule without problems. It supports three types of reminder, popup, Email and SMS. With the reminder, you'll never forget your friends' birthday.

    Desktop iCalendar is easily to customizable. It allows you to edit the font, color and background. It works well with different wallpapers. Desktop iCalendar offers you the liberty to set it as a transparent calendar.

    Here are some key features of "Desktop iCalendar":

    · Get your events and to-do list instantly.
    · Get all the weather information you need.
    · Sync calendar with Google Calendar automatically.
    · Add to-do list for Google Calendar

     

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    Saturday, August 7, 2010

    Ammrar 7000 Professional Fonts

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    Ammrar 1300 Trendy and Beautiful Fonts

    Ammrar 1300 Trendy and Beautiful Fonts

     
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    Adobe Photoshop 1838 Plug-ins

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    Adobe photoshop - New Photoshop Brushes


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    How to use Photoshop plugins

    A plug-in is a software module, which is used with some other applications to enhance the capabilities of that application. Adobe Photoshop
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    To use plug-ins in Adobe Photoshop we need to install them in Adobe Photoshop's plug-in directory.When we install any plug-in it will ask you to give the path (some automatically finds Adobe Photoshop). Select the Adobe Photoshop's plug directory. When Adobe Photoshop will run it will automatically read these plug-ins. These plug-ins will be included in the Filter menu.

    To use any plug-in, open the image on which we want to use effects. Then go to menu bar and select Filter and then in the end of this menu list select any of the installed plug-in. The plug-in window will open

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    Adobe Photoshop Lightroom v.2.2


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    Adobe® Photoshop® Lightroom® 2 software is essential for today's digital photography workflow. Now you can quickly import, process, manage, and showcase your images — from one shot to an entire shoot. With Lightroom 2, you spend less time in front of the computer and more time behind the lens.

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    Adobe Photoshop CS5 x32 x64 Pre Release


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    Adobe Photoshop CS5 software redefines digital imaging with a strong focus on photography; breakthrough capabilities for superior image selections, image retouching, and realistic painting; and a wide range of workflow and performance enhancements. 

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    Romantic SMS


    Whom I love the most

    Believe me, you are the one,
    Whom my heart finds,
    Whom my mind reminds me of,
    Whom my destiny wants,
    Whom I love the most.


    My heart says that you like me

    My heart says that you like me,
    My eyes says that you feel something for me,
    My mind says that you think of me,
    But till now you are quiet…


    1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u

    1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
    1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
    1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
    but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!


    For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you

    I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
    And then I looked at you,
    And I kept looking at you,
    For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.


    “Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”

    “Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”

    Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
    Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,

    Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
    Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,

    Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
    Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,

    Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
    Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,

    Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
    Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,

    Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
    Meri JAAN ho Tum.


    Khareed skta hoon

    cheshem-e-purnam khreed skta hoon
    zulf-e-berhem khreed skta hoon

    tu jo ger apna bna le much ko
    tera her gham khreed skta hoon.


    Look at sun and you see time.

    Look at sun and you see time.
    Look in heart and you see love.
    Look in eyes and you see life.
    Look at your mobile and
    you see who’s thinking of u!
    It’s me.


    With a girl who’s in my heart…

    Till the end of time…
    In a world so close to me…
    I’m just so in love…
    With a girl who’s in my heart…
    I Love U…

    TERE YAAD

    Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
    Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.

    Romantic SMS


    Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

    Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
    Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

    Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
    Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..


    How long will you be special to me?

    How long will you be special to me?

    As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
    As long as angels are there up high,
    Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.


    Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy

    Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
    Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

    Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
    Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy…


    Yaadon ki barsaat liye

    Yaadon ki barsaat liye
    Duaaon ki soghat liye
    Dil ki gehrayee se
    Chand ki roshnai se
    Pholon k kaghaz per
    Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

    “I LOVE YOU”


    If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear

    If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
    To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
    Live on ur cheeks
    and
    die on ur lips…..


    If you r in a dark roomIf you r in a dark room,
    You find blood everywhere
    And the walls are shaking
    - Don’t worry friend,
    U r at the safest place,
    You r in my heart.


    Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha

    Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.
    Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

    Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
    Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.


    Main jo POOCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL

    Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
    Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,

    Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
    To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko

    Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

    Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
    Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,

    Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
    Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo….


    Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom

    Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,
    Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye,

    Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom,
    Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.


    Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

    Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
    Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,

    Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
    Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.


    Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do

    Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
    Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

    Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
    Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.


    Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai

    Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
    Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,

    Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
    Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.


    Falling in love with you was completely out of my control

    Meeting you was fate,
    becoming your friend was choice,
    but falling in love with you was
    completely out of my control.

    Have a heart without you

    What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
    Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
    If u pick U, you will get hurt!
    I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
    Than have a heart without U.


    If I’m gonna die tomorrow

    If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
    I’ll spend 23 hours with u and
    if u wonder what about the last hour
    In that I’ll find someone
    who can take care of u
    Love you always.

    Romantic SMS


    You are like….

    You’re like
    my asthma, you take my breath away.
    Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
    Like my car, you drive me crazy.
    Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.


    I feel something in my heart

    I feel something in my heart,
    It’s like a little flame,
    Every time I see you,
    This flame lights up,
    This flame is special for you,
    Because I LOVE YOU!


    Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi

    Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
    Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
    Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
    Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi………


    If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me

    If 10 people care 4 u,
    one of them is me,
    if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
    if no 1 cares 4 u that means
    i m not in this world.


    Hope we can be like that

    When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
    Hope we can be like that.
    We dont always see each other,
    but we will always be there for one another.


    I have 3 parts of my heart

    I have 3 parts of my heart,
    .
    .
    .
    1st 4 my Allah,
    .
    .
    2nd 4 my Family,
    .
    3rd 4 myFriends.

    *

    *

    But no part 4 u,

    Becoz,

    U
    R
    My
    Heart


    If I could ever have

    If I could have ,
    I would wish to wake up everyday
    To the sound of your breath on my neck,
    The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
    The touch of your fingers on my skin,
    And the feel of your heart beating with mine…
    Knowing that I could never find that feeling
    With anyone other than you.


    A candle may melt

    A candle may melt
    and it’s fire may die,
    but the love you have
    given me will always
    stay as a flame in my heart.

    I have no heart and u have two

    I have a heart and that is true,
    But now it has gone from me to you,
    So care for it just like I do,
    Cause I have no heart and you have two.


    Close to my heart

    Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
    You Know Why?
    Because…..
    You Always Remain close to my HEART
    n far from my EYES.


    I love my life when U are in it

    I love my eyes when U look into them,
    I love my name when U say it,

    I love my heart when U love it,
    I love my life when U are in it.


    Give Lips to one

    Give laugh to all but smile to one,
    Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
    Give love to all but Heart to one,
    Let everybody love you
    But you love one.


    My love for you is like water

    My love for you is like water,
    Falling countless…
    The beating of my heart,
    For you is so heavy and soundless,
    The feeling of being in your arm is so
    Precious and endless.


    It’s me who live for you.

    This is a moon which learns from you,
    That is a sun which respects you,
    There are stars which shine for you,
    And here, It’s me who live for you.

    posted in Romantic SMS
    Only you be mine

    Let all my smile be yours
    All your tears be mine,

    Let all my happiness be yours
    All your sadness be mine,

    Let the whole world be yours,
    Only you be mine

    Funny SMS


    Wife came home with a goat.

    Wife came home with a goat.
    Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
    Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
    Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”


    Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

    rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
    kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

    posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
    Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

    Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
    Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

    Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
    mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho


    Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

    Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
    Apna samjho ya baigana,

    Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
    Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

    kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
    Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

    jao nahao (,?. *,?.)


    God has given many qualities to you

    God has given many qualities to you,
    Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
    And many more……this is call as
    “Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”


    Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

    Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
    Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam


    Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    “Dard-e-bhutto”
    “Dard-e-bhutto”
    Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
    hui thi wo election main khari,,
    na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
    hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
    Dil main hay mere
    “”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
    “”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

    ha koi muqabla karne wala


    U r a nice person…

    U r a nice person…
    but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
    1st. pray to God so that u can live….
    2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

    Why did u shoot ur wife ?

    Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
    instead of shootingher lover?

    Sardar:Your honour,
    it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
    than shooting one man every week.

    A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

    Teacher : Correct the sentence,
    “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

    Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
    Teacher : How?

    Student : Ladies first.

    posted in Funny SMS
    yesPillow is like a true love

    True Love is like a pillow.
    U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
    U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
    U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
    Want True Love?
    Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.


    Before and after marriage

    Before Marriage:-

    He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
    she:do you want me 2 leave?
    He: No! don’t even think about it
    She: do you love me ?
    He:ofcourse! over n over!
    She:have u ever cheated on me?
    He:No!y r u even asking?
    She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
    He:every chance I get!
    She:will u hit me ?
    He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
    She:can I trust u?
    He:yes..
    She: Darling!

    After marriage…
    Now simply read from bottom to top


    How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

    How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
    Yr 1.Janu
    Yr 2.O G.
    Yr 3.Sunte ho?
    Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
    Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
    Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?


    When u feel sad….


    When u feel sad….
    To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
    “damn I am really so cute”
    u will overcome your sadness.
    But don’t make this a habit…..
    Coz liars go to hell !!!!


    Man : How old is your father?Man : How old is your father?
    Boy : As old as me.
    Man : How can that be?
    Boy : He became a father only when I was born


    Man needs a poison

    Man at medical store:I need poison
    Chemist: I can’t sell you that

    Man shows his marriage certificate
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    Chemist: Oh! sorry,
    I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

    Funny SMS


    Lecture on Sun

    Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
    Everyone must attend it.
    Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher: Why?
    Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!


    Difference between Husband & gadha

    Difference between Husband & gadha.

    Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
    but
    Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

    posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS
    Taste this SMS

    Taste this SMS
    Did u feel da taste of ginger?
    No?
    Sure?
    Well…..
    BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


    A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

    A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
    is HONEST.
    A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
    is WISE.
    A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
    is a HUSBAND.!


    Recently fired stock trader

    A recently fired
    stock trader said …

    “This is worse than divorce…
    I have lost everything
    and
    I still have my wife…”


    A person who keeps on talking…

    Teacher : What do you call a person
    who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?

    Pupil : A teacher.


    What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

    What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
    Dava is like girlfriend,
    that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
    Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


    Cant lie till Z

    A : u r Active
    B : u r Best
    C : u r Cute
    D : u r my Dearest
    E : u r Excelant
    F : u r alwayz First
    G : u r Great
    Sorry cant lie till Z…

    Difference between boyfriend and husband

    Boy friend is fun,
    &
    Husband is gun,

    Boy friend is light of moon,
    &
    Husband is month of june,

    Boy friend is tooty fruity,
    &
    Husband is qismat phooti.

    posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
    Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    Wife:What is 10 years with me?
    Husband:A second.

    Wife:What is $1000 for me?
    Husband:A coin.

    Wife: Ok give me a coin.
    Husband:Wait a second

    posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS
    How do u spell crocodile

    TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
    JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

    TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
    JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


    Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

    Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
    They said,
    “We want 2 disturb some good person.”
    I suggest them your name.
    They said,
    “We cannot disturb our boss.”


    Before & after marriage

    Before marriage:
    Roses are red, sky is blue,
    O my darling! I love you…

    After Marriage:
    Roses are dead,
    I have flu,
    don’t come near me,
    Paray hatt tuu,


    Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

    kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
    dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

    uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
    kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha


    The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

    Devils went to Court to Prove
    that he is The Most,
    Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

    But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
    Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?


    Only true friends stand by u

    Only true friends stand by u
    during bad times.
    I promise
    I will attend ur wedding.

    Funny SMS


    How to get your brain exercised

    2 friends,

    “see” & “saw”:

    1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
    “See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
    “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
    “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
    “See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

    That is how to exercise your brain..!


    Read this scary story if you dare

    READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
    On a rainy day,
    an old man was standing with a book for sale.
    A young man came to buy.
    He bought the book for Rs.3000.
    Old man advised
    “DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
    Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
    .
    .
    .
    But,after a week,
    Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

    he almost fainted to see..
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    Retail Price: Rs 30/-


    Practical exam, and legs test

    In a practical Exam
    Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
    Sardar:I dont know
    Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
    Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

    posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
    I almost cried

    Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
    “Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

    Really touching na?
    I almost cried;->

    posted in Funny SMS
    A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

    A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
    still he was in jail…….why?
    coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

    posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
    Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge

    Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
    Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

    Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
    Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

    posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
    1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

    Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
    woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

    Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
    us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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    Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

    posted in Funny SMS
    1 ladki k saath ghoomay to

    Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
    wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
    wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
    lekin…
    sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
    to sab dekh lete hai..


    Importance of thumb…

    Importance of thumb…

    Children use it 4 chewing

    Illiterate people use it 4 sign

    Winners 4 victory
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    AND
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    My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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    Oh….u toooo?

    posted in Funny SMS
    Imagine world without girls

    Imagine world without girls
    roads sunsan markets viran
    na janu na jan
    na koi girl friend k liye preshan
    bas namaz & quran
    &
    sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

    posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
    Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

    Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
    Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
    Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

    posted in Funny SMS
    Do u want to hear a dirty joke

    Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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    Are you sure?
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    Ok, here you go…
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    A white horse fell in the mud

    posted in Funny SMS
    What is a adult joke?

    Sardarji was asked,
    what is a adult joke?

    Reply came
    any joke which is eighteen years old.

    posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
    Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

    Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
    That u were sending me
    Jewelry and clothes!
    Husband: yeah, I saw
    your dad paying the bill !!!

    posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS
    Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

    Hoslay saray azma baithay,
    Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

    Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
    Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

    posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
    I just feel u….

    I just feel u….

    Whenever I feel u….
    I just miss u …..
    Whenever i miss u ….
    I just wanna See u ….
    Do u know why…….

    It’s juts because …………

    ******I LOVE CARTOONS************